drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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