Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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