North Korea, Best Korea!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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