Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm experimenting with sincerity
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
