id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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