I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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