I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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