Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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