just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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