If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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