hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I DEMAND FORESKIN
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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