# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
