Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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