you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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