nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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