So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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