So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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