Do you still have your period?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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