stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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