What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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