capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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