i was born a porn star she said
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I would ride that face into the sunset
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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