i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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