I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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