Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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