I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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