Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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