she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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