Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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