If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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