I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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