who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Mom said you looked used
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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