I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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