Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
