these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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