I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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