Sponge bath it is.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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His hands were made for my vagina.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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