I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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