I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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