Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Randomize
