If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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