I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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