Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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