I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
i think im in europe. pls send help
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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