she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm too high and old for this...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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