I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
where are my eyebrows?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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