Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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