I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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