my mouth tastes like poor choices
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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