I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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