I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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