erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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