I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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