it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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