Yo dont text me then not text me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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