omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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