I just made out with a guy for $7.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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